Hey, do you think this looks like a spider bite, or what?

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal