How are you not level?

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.