Pretty romantic if you're idea of romance is staring at a block of wax.
Don't look! Your face will forever be stuck in a grotesque "Auwrgg" expression.
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
"When you crush a beer can on your head too hard."
"Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? I stick a candle in my mouth and do this..."
Plus if he gets too annoying you can just shut the freezer door.