Gumby's a jerk

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle