Smart play. Nobody's going to question the authenticity of your eye patch, or ask you to take it off.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

She hasn't been seen since.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.