She's like the girl stretch-arm strong

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth