Picture You don't need a cartoon character to sell knock-off Cookie Crisp. It's cookies for breakfast, that's all you need to say.
Picture "Has anyone else noticed that most brand x names are just excruciatingly literal phrases describing the cereal?"
Picture You know who else is a Cereal Rapist? The skinny Cinnamon Toast Crunch chef. That's why you don't see him much anymore.
Picture They should beat Lucky Charms at their own game and release an "Oops! All Marshmallows!" cereal.