Ugh, everyone knows that chiffon doesn't mesh with corduroy.
Just another boring, mundane local news story that we can all relate to.
Thank you, lord, for allowing us to hold hands and get millions of YouTube hits.
"We can stop doing this when you stop peeing on the rug."
He just needs someone to hold hands with.
Okay sir, this is the last time I'm going to ask you to stop doing that.