I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
strip clubs rule
Went to the strip club for my buddies 21st and came back with these welts from the stripper beating my ass with a belt.
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Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
