The shark has always been the natural enemy of the sea captain

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.