The fatter I get, the more people know how much I like Popeye's.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109