If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
The fatter I get, the more people know how much I like Popeye's.
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
