My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
Good timing
My roommate got back from the bar an hour later than us a complete mess, bumped a fridge-pack and they all fell on his head, it was like a cartoon.
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You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
