That's nothing. I once ate a burger so big I had to cut it in half with a machine gun.

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

"Gretchen, NO!"

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.