Don't need to wear a helmet if you've got a life alert.
They told me I had to wear a Helmet, So I did...
Maybe it's not a helmet. Maybe they wear that all the time.
Always wear a helmet--there's no way you'll ever look that surprised.
For safety reasons you must wear a helmet, life jacket, and Groucho glasses.
If you own a bicycle that sweet, why would you even need a van?