Picture "I'd love to thank my girlfriend's parents for her amazing ass." I bet her father would be very proud to hear that.
Picture I never had a personal beef with parents being on facebook, but if they're going to stop letting sluts be sluts, then we've got a major problem here, folks.
Picture If anyone reading this has been a contestant on Guts, CollegeHumor would LOVE to interview you. People who won a piece of the 'crag preferred.