WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!!!!

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young