This guy has the right idea

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.