Currently, confederate bucks are only good at Waffle Houses and fireworks stores.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"