Remember the Mother Clucker?

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274