Getting penises drawn on your arms is one thing, but a goddamned DEAD RAT on your CHEST?
Well how many shit songs do I get?
"Hairless rat... wierd, very wierd."
Oh, Shit. I get it now.
I don't know what's worse - what the rat is doing, or that they are lining up to take turns!
They taking your pet out is a great way to meet other people.