If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
Who needs a girlfriend when you can carve a pumpkin this good?
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Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
