Cops? Where?

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip