Booze and Candy. What could be better?!
This is what happens when you get drunk beyond control and try to suck on a lollipop. Good luck...
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.