They should really make a "that guy" Where's Waldo.
I know a lot of willing gentlemen who would offer the same.
They should make naughty crayons. I would love a crayon that said "TITS" on it.
That kid is getting an early jump on his career as That Guy
This guy handcrafted the house from UP and then randomly met some other guy dressed as Russel in the hallway. I call that fate.
Instead of setting up a registry, they just ask that everyone be as awesome as they are.