Need Guidance? Feeling Down?

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts