"My friends and I were watching Eddie Murphy's Delirious and there is a part of his stand up where he makes fun of Chinese people. This was basically my impression of Eddie Murphy's impression." It's not offensive if someone else did it first!

She hasn't been seen since.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.