I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Pumpkin Mario, then Pumpkin Mario after touching a fire flower.
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
