Long story short: They didn't repair my computer, and both of my legs are now broken.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).

From WheredMyMindGo