Dollar Store Mountain Dew

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis