i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
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C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
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$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
"This is from Star Wars?"
Little Boy Knows the Score
They defeated their division rival, The Perfect 10 Gape Shots.
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Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
