I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Insulin in the Bar
You know it's hard to be diabetic in college, having to inject yourself with life saving drugs on a regular basis every day. So my friend Paul doesn't let that stop him as he drinks profusely but still has time to shoot up his insulin.
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Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
