Lightsaber Probe - the number one way to rid yourself of anal warts.
I kinda wonder if this was photoshopped or carved. I personally hope it was carved.
Some things just go without saying. This (obviously) isn't one of them.
"We got a meter of snow here in Halifax last week. Obviously, there was only one thing to do."
If anyone ever did invent a lightsaber, accidents would decimate the nerd population worldwide.
Almost graduated without this happening. That was a close one.