steve irwin and spongebob

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness