I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Come inside(please)
The RA's asked us to carve a pumpkin so we did
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Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
