Picture "I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually
Picture They're not quite making out, they're just having an intimate conversation about how inconsiderate one of their boyfriend's is.
Picture "She was just lying on my bed when I got back to my dorm. So I politely asked her to leave. She was obviously lost and in the wrong room."
Picture The guy asked me to lean on the ladder thing, I said "Nah I think I'll do this." His response: "Whatever, you're payin' for it."