The sad part? That's his real penis.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps