She came in like a Nerf N' Strike.
This is a very fancy Nerf war.
"You insensitive fool, that bull's eye was a birthmark."
"The best part about this is the guys insurance didnt cover car fires." Hilarious!
Dress for the job you want, not the job that is real.
"Ugh, I blinked on that one. Sorry, Sarah, I meant to hit Denise."