The humpin' pumpkin

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109