It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
Sexy and They Know It
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
Girl in Tiny Shorts Returns
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
"And yes we can drink AND smoke with our masks on!"
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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Returns
I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.