He dressed as the guy from the Notebook, and got laid eight times on the way to the bar.
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Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
