What kind of costume do you think Mr. T wears on Halloween?
What do bowling and wake boarding have in common? You can drink while you do both of them.
T. Hawk!?! You don't have Ken but you've got a T. Hawk?
I don' t know about you, but I've been waiting forever for a Simpsons/Bones crossover.
Ways you can tell someone's drunk just by looking at them.
The only person that could look okay driving that car is Mr. T, and you sir are no Mr. T.