Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive