Feather duster

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.