Keystone Heavy.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274