"Black Gallagher doesn't use no mallet like a punk bitch! I got warrants."

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts