It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
"This is from Star Wars?"
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
Uh oh, I think he's really dead.
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Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
