Hmmm.. I wonder what salt in tabasco sauce tastes like?
I wonder what this fortune means.
This is what you get for accidentally buying the Yosemite Sam Mustache Edition Beer Funnel.
We're both Japanese and weigh 1500 pounds, what does this car have that I don't?
I think it's broken. No, not the button you insensitive prick, my FINGER!
Does this say what I think it does? Midget porn?