My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
An angel, some fairies, and That Guy.
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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
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"You're a wizard, hairy."
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"Gretchen, NO!"
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
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Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
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Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
