"You've seen my downstairs mix-up!" If you don't get it, just keep moving.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday