Cereal All-Stars « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture Why are there no female cereal mascots? October 31, 2007 Recommended Comments () Picture Cereal Crew Picture Ever notice how there's no female cereal characters? Picture Cereal Crew Picture You know who else is a Cereal Rapist? The skinny Cinnamon Toast Crunch chef. That's why you don't see him much anymore. Picture Listen, I know what everyone's saying but my cereal doesn't really cut the roof of your mouth that badly. Picture Lucky Charms really should make an "Oops! All Marshmellows" cereal. Comments ()